So I’m a taking a (let’s be completely honest, not well-deserved) break from studying, eating dinner, and watching House Hunters. The episode now is an engaged couple looking for their first home together. One half is currently complaining that he is tired of being in a long distance relationship because he has to drive (wait for it) TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES to see his fiancee. 

Apparently I have located another person who could use a dictionary. For reasons that will become apparent when I get around to posting a getting to know me post, I do not define “long distance” as twenty minutes. I mean, really? I don’t think twenty minutes even qualifies as “inconvenient.” It’s like, dude, hop on the bus to New York every other weekend for 2 years and then we’ll talk.

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